You Keep Quiet

I wanted to kick off my first blog by giving a big YOU’RE WELCOME shout out to all my friends, family, and random stumblers of whom will soon be thanking me for starting this site. I know so many of you have been waiting for this day and here it came with no forewarning. Honestly, this was just as sudden for me. Had I thought this through more carefully I would have made you all mark your calenders for November 5, 2007 and we’d be pouring some bubbly right about now and drinking like tomorrow was Saturday. Unfortunately, tomorrow is Tuesday and unlike SOME of you, I don’t have to go to work tomorrow. Yes, that’s right… I’m still on unemployment with 2 more weeks of pay to spare! I’m not going to bore you all with my worries of what I am going to do when the government cuts me off. Atleast, not today I’m not. Maybe tomorrow…

Anyway, all sarcasm aside people, here I am. Wanna know what I’m doing because I don’t return your phone calls, or texts, or emails? Then come to YouKeepQuiet.com where you’ll hear the latest on my opinions of society, my questions about life, and where you’ll also witness grammar at a 3rd grade level. Thanks for stopping by! Tomorrow’s topic: Why did Bodie eat that? (If you own a cat and a dog you may want to read this.)